fourthwalled: (unmasked: lazing around)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] fourthwalled) wrote in [personal profile] overconfidently 2022-05-23 06:41 pm (UTC)

Stop? Stop making waffles?

[Wade looks very confused as he continues to stir up his waffle batter, apparently having not recognized that pressure in his head for what it was.]

I'm sorry, buddy that's just not going to-- ack! [Wade is cut off by the shove tossed back into the counter and the bowl of batter goes flying. It's not enough to do much damage, not even any broken bones to heal. Still, it's not painless and he crumples to the ground, the batter bowl having landed right on top of his chest and splattering everywhere.] I bi-th my tong-gah.

[But worst of all.]

Aw, man! Dat wash de laste of muh badder!

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