[That does make Wade look over, gaze softening a bit knowing that he'd been through something similar. Having a happy childhood or carefree life just didn't make for a good story in a movie or a comic book.]

Pfft. [He waves a dismissive hand.] That? That was like a love tap. Don't even worry about it.

[He tosses the paper towels into the garbage can.]

But... yeah, maybe stay outta my head. Best for everybody.