fourthwalled: (unmasked: no?)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] fourthwalled) wrote in [personal profile] overconfidently 2022-05-26 02:10 am (UTC)

I know, right? I'm such a loveable scamp! It doesn't make any sense!

[He's well aware that Nate is being sarcastic. Wade peers in the oven at the pizza.] Should be warmed up enough. [Grabbing an oven mitt he pulls out the tray before getting them some plates.]

So you're from a dystopian shit hole like Cable too, huh? None of you can catch a break.

[He hands Nate a plate with two slices of warmed-up pizza.] This place sucks giant donkey dicks, but at least there are some good things. Come on, enjoy the pinnacle of fine dining in the 20th and 21st century with me, eh? Pizza on a paper plate.

Muah! [Chef's kiss!]

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