fourthwalled: (unmasked: pretending to listen)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] fourthwalled) wrote in [personal profile] overconfidently 2022-05-23 02:03 pm (UTC)

[Now he's getting really nostalgic for Cable.]

Damn. That's harsh! Tell me how stupid Dubstep is and call me some mean names now. It'll be like I never left home!

[And you're getting waffles now, Nate. Whether you want them or not. He heads into the kitchen, leaning down to the bottom cabinets to grab the waffle iron. Pay no attention to the asscrack as he bends down.]

And I do have a job! Back home I'm a mercenary. Here? I'm a bouncer at a vampire bar. I can get you a discount on the non-blood drinks if you ever wanna check it out.

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