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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now he's getting really nostalgic for Cable.]

Damn. That's harsh! Tell me how stupid Dubstep is and call me some mean names now. It'll be like I never left home!

[And you're getting waffles now, Nate. Whether you want them or not. He heads into the kitchen, leaning down to the bottom cabinets to grab the waffle iron. Pay no attention to the asscrack as he bends down.]

And I do have a job! Back home I'm a mercenary. Here? I'm a bouncer at a vampire bar. I can get you a discount on the non-blood drinks if you ever wanna check it out.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Waffle iron acquired he stands up, adjusts his boxers, and pops on an apron to cover his bare chest.]

I do know him. He's shorter than the comic version. But still hot. And just as grumpy!

[Just how he likes it!]
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know... I'm hard to look at. Must be very upsetting.

[Becuse obviously, that's why Nate is grumpy that he's half-naked. He's joking, but there is a heavy helping of bottom-of-the-barrel self-esteem in there too. Mixing up the batter in a large bowl, he glances back up at Nate.]

Cable? He's gruff, no nonsense, easily annoyed. [A great fit for Wade, who annoys like he breathes.] I mean, we met because he was trying to kill a kid. Which-- not great. He had a good reason? But woof. We worked through it though... after he tried to kill me a few times.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Nate is welcome to try, but it's not going to be precisely helpful. He'll get a momentary glimpse of Wade fighting Cable, falling dick first into his face, getting shot, but mostly it's a fucking shit show in there. Enjoy the image of Wade in a three-way with Bea Arthur wearing a strap-on and what looks to be a cartoon unicorn. Then it's just pain. Lots and lots of pain. And screaming.

And did I mention pain?]


The kid killed his wife and daughter in the future. Burned them alive. So... [shrug.] But we saved them. So it's all good now! Course now he's stuck with me. Can't get home.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop? Stop making waffles?

[Wade looks very confused as he continues to stir up his waffle batter, apparently having not recognized that pressure in his head for what it was.]

I'm sorry, buddy that's just not going to-- ack! [Wade is cut off by the shove tossed back into the counter and the bowl of batter goes flying. It's not enough to do much damage, not even any broken bones to heal. Still, it's not painless and he crumples to the ground, the batter bowl having landed right on top of his chest and splattering everywhere.] I bi-th my tong-gah.

[But worst of all.]

Aw, man! Dat wash de laste of muh badder!
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. A-okay.

[He seems to be talking normally again as he starts to sit up picking up the bowl off his chest and setting it aside, glancing up at those apologetic baby blues.]

Man, you must really hate waffles, huh?
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cw: mention of cancer, torture

[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wade's outward happy-go-lucky persona falters at the question, but he's quick to look away, moving to start to clean up. Grabbing the bowl he tosses it in the sink and grabs paper towels to clean his apron and floor concentrating on that rather than Nate.]

Oh. You know.

[He pauses.]

Got tortured for a few months straight. It's how I got my powers. Pushed to the brink of death over and over... and over. I mean it's not as bad as having never had waffles before, cause what the fuck, but still pretty bad. Also, my healing factor and the cancer just makes my brain all funny.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He wets the paper towel with the newly started sink then kneels to start wiping up the floor, uncharacteristically quiet as he does. Finally, he answers.]

Every single one of them.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-23 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[That does make Wade look over, gaze softening a bit knowing that he'd been through something similar. Having a happy childhood or carefree life just didn't make for a good story in a movie or a comic book.]

Pfft. [He waves a dismissive hand.] That? That was like a love tap. Don't even worry about it.

[He tosses the paper towels into the garbage can.]

But... yeah, maybe stay outta my head. Best for everybody.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Mm... depends where you get lost. Some places are more fun than others.

[And Wade might find himself lost in the trap of his own mind more often than not. But he can't exactly escape it.]

Yeah. They're well-fucked. And that was the last of the batter. Got some day-old pizza? Or we can go to a diner or something?

[Since apparently, they are hanging out now, whether Nate likes it or not.]
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Pizza, it is!

[Maybe it's lucky that the pizza in the fridge isn't Wade's usual go-to order of pineapple and olive. That's not really something to put in front of a pizza virgin! Turning on the stove, he then moves over to the fridge and pulls out the pizza box, and flips it open. Pepperoni and sausage.] Just gotta warm it up real quick. Although cold pizza is pretty good too.
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[personal profile] fourthwalled 2022-05-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
This Scott? Six months. Different universes. But he's known another me longer.

And I've known another him a little longer too, sort of. The Scott from my universe doesn't really talk to me. Most of the X-men avoid me like the plague. Everyone except Colossus, NTW, and Yukio.

[Hi, Yukio!]

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